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You Say The Strangest Things

I'm Victoria, I'm 19, and I'm currently obsessed with Hannibal, Sherlock, and basically anything with Hugh Dancy, Benedict Cumberbatch, or Julie Andrews.

timeywimeymindpalace:

kaitmpayne:

One of the most accurate depictions of a panic attack that I’ve ever seen.

Thank you. Just thank you. Far too many people don’t seem to grasp the concept of what a panic attack actually is. Getting upset is not a panic attack. This is. 


Oct 20th at 10PM / via: ukulelecutie / op: bitterarab / 179,111 notes
ukulelecutie:

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

I will not let this become me because of people in my life

ukulelecutie:

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

I will not let this become me because of people in my life


yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER


Oct 20th at 8PM / via: knoperkins / op: lukesdiner / 1,031 notes

yousayperfect-isaystreep:

Followerbunnies, I’m going to Salzburg for a few days, but my queue is all set up.


Oct 20th at 4AM / via: phobovien / op: zooeydeschannoying / 30,513 notes

Oct 20th at 4AM / via: phobovien / op: lejazzhot / 349,628 notes

michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 


storybrooke:

I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.


comedyaintpretty:

One of the best ending moments in a movie.


simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging


sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…


"It hurts.
It hurts a lot.
But I’ll keep it to myself so it doesn’t hurt anyone else"

Oct 19th at 3AM / via: phobovien / op: dying-ohso-soon / 57,630 notes

desi-problems:

This woman is a legend. 

desi-problems:

This woman is a legend. 


Oct 19th at 3AM / via: damnyoureyes23492 / op: merankoria / 258,623 notes

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious


Oct 19th at 3AM / via: anquee / op: odinsblog / 150,967 notes
misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid: