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I'm Victoria, I'm 19, and I'm currently obsessed with Hannibal, Sherlock, and basically anything with Hugh Dancy, Benedict Cumberbatch, or Julie Andrews.

Sep 1st at 3PM / via: lemonison / op: tastefullyoffensive / 81,842 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]


cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.


The problem with depression is

bury-your-diamonds:

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

The accuracy is painful


Sep 1st at 3PM / via: underablushingmoon / op: rocketlynx / 151,259 notes

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Sep 1st at 3PM / via: turn-me-round / op: nihileigh / 38,554 notes

nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.


Sep 1st at 3PM / via: anquee / op: elijahkrantz / 89,417 notes

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit


Aug 31st at 4PM / via: cstockard2 / op: arcanja / 57,260 notes

Aug 31st at 3PM / via: anquee / op: queerasfuck88 / 88,244 notes

parasitic-prince:

smashervass:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

Jon is what more white people need to be like

"You’re tired of hearing about it? Well imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it."
A+.


Aug 31st at 12PM / via: worn-out-blues / op: kenezbian / 435,119 notes

a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.


Aug 31st at 12PM / via: worn-out-blues / op: raikagay / 195,646 notes

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS


Aug 31st at 12PM / via: worn-out-blues / op: movelat / 361,160 notes

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other


Aug 31st at 12PM / via: borinq / op: you-do-you-boo-boo / 97,141 notes

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough


Aug 31st at 12PM / via: anquee / op: octopussoir- / 489,756 notes
emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.


Aug 29th at 12AM / via: phobovien / op: tastefullyoffensive / 198,068 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

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