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I'm Victoria, I'm 19, and I'm currently obsessed with Hannibal, Sherlock, and basically anything with Hugh Dancy, Benedict Cumberbatch, or Julie Andrews.

Jul 23rd at 10PM / via: freakypencils / op: sernacht / 45,024 notes

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."


Jul 23rd at 10PM / via: freakypencils / op: the-more-u-know / 221,641 notes

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

tumble-duh:

theludicrousrival:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

I can only hope to be this type of parent.

These parents make my heart melt

That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”


Jul 23rd at 10PM / via: freakypencils / op: srsfunny / 293,391 notes
arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!


Jul 23rd at 9PM / via: seantracy / op: superseventies / 31,111 notes
hadaes:

superseventies:

1976 living room design.

i think this marlboro table is by andy warhol

hadaes:

superseventies:

1976 living room design.

i think this marlboro table is by andy warhol


It convinced me more than anything else that she could really clown. - Robert Wise


Jul 21st at 11PM / via: theflowerofhighgarden / op: roopop / 419,479 notes
dgraytransman:

insertfunny:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:







WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL

dgraytransman:

insertfunny:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL


Jul 16th at 11AM / via: om--nashi-me / op: kimplz / 232,150 notes
kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT


Jul 12th at 6PM / via: lemonison / op: vinegod / 227,422 notes

honoronher:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME


Jul 12th at 4PM / via: montparnah / op: penguintim / 54,497 notes

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.


Jul 12th at 4PM / via: vaeltaa / op: definitelydope / 28,099 notes

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers


cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:


"My brother killed himself
on the twenty-eighth Thursday of last year
and I missed four days of work
and my mom wanted to know ‘Why’.
My brother
he was always a fan of beauty
but what he did
was not beautiful at all.

And last week I got the news
that one of my good friends from high school
had overdosed
(again)
except this time
she’d gone too far
and now she was gone.
And I had a hard time falling asleep at night
and her mother
hugged me tight
and thanked me for coming to the service
but I did not
want to be there at all.
This is not
beautiful.

The girl down the street
would’ve turned 21 last year
and I can scarcely imagine
the wild times she would’ve
(should’ve)
had.
But she is buried six feet deep
after falling nearly 300
and she did not leave a note.
This is not
beautiful.

My freshman year of college
and my roommate was beautiful
and how I wanted to be just like her.
But she wore herself down
till she was
almost invisible
and if you blinked
you had to go and find her all over again.
So now her parents are no longer supporting her college tuition
but are paying her hospital bills
watching their daughter crumble.
This is not
beautiful.

So y’all can take your narcissistic
romanticizing
and glamorizing
of self harm and eating disorders and committing suicide
and shove them as far up your ass
as you possibly can.
Starvation is not beautiful.
Killing yourself is not beautiful.
Sadness
is not beautiful.
This note I am writing
is not beautiful.

But you
you are beautiful
and it’s about damn time you start believing it.

"

Jul 12th at 4PM / via: phobovien / op: runiqu / 570,605 notes

Jul 12th at 4PM / via: borinq / op: parmachkai / 261,884 notes

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid