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You Say The Strangest Things

I'm Victoria, I'm 19, and I'm currently obsessed with Hannibal, Sherlock, and basically anything with Hugh Dancy, Benedict Cumberbatch, or Julie Andrews.


Jul 28th at 11AM / via: freakypencils / op: spookysage / 201,447 notes
shienilicksonlemons:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-""SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

"my place or-"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee"

“I could outrun a Centaur!!”

shienilicksonlemons:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

"my place or-"

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee"

I could outrun a Centaur!!”


weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."


asylum-art:

 Nishe Photography

Magdalena Lutek on Flickr

Nishe (aka Magdalena Lutek) is an up-and-coming Polish photographer who beautifully captures feminine, melancholic worlds only to the tune of film and instant film.

Jul 23rd at 10PM / via: freakypencils / op: sernacht / 67,143 notes

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."


Jul 23rd at 10PM / via: freakypencils / op: the-more-u-know / 232,893 notes

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

tumble-duh:

theludicrousrival:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

I can only hope to be this type of parent.

These parents make my heart melt

That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”


Jul 23rd at 10PM / via: freakypencils / op: srsfunny / 294,219 notes
arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!


Jul 23rd at 9PM / via: seantracy / op: superseventies / 31,352 notes
hadaes:

superseventies:

1976 living room design.

i think this marlboro table is by andy warhol

hadaes:

superseventies:

1976 living room design.

i think this marlboro table is by andy warhol


It convinced me more than anything else that she could really clown. - Robert Wise


Jul 21st at 11PM / via: theflowerofhighgarden / op: roopop / 422,397 notes
dgraytransman:

insertfunny:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:







WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL

dgraytransman:

insertfunny:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL


Jul 16th at 11AM / via: om--nashi-me / op: kimplz / 234,748 notes
kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT


Jul 12th at 6PM / via: lemonison / op: vinegod / 231,184 notes

honoronher:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME


Jul 12th at 4PM / via: montparnah / op: penguintim / 58,739 notes

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.


Jul 12th at 4PM / via: vaeltaa / op: definitelydope / 28,473 notes

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers