One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
makin my way downtown
ass is chapped
and I’m home bound.
I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards
Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase
"There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”."
Benedict Cumberbatch ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
my dog is named Lucky
and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky
and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky
not liking your own art style
can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth
I love elephants more than anything
#1: read this
#2: stop reblogging this
we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know
this is how i run in nightmares
I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!
THATS THE DAY I GO BACK TO SCHOOL
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)
does coldplay still exist
yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this