I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
"my place or-"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee"
“I could outrun a Centaur!!”
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
Magdalena Lutek on FlickrNishe (aka Magdalena Lutek) is an up-and-coming Polish photographer who beautifully captures feminine, melancholic worlds only to the tune of film and instant film.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
I can only hope to be this type of parent.
These parents make my heart melt
That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”
HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST
OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!
1976 living room design.
i think this marlboro table is by andy warhol
It convinced me more than anything else that she could really clown. - Robert Wise
WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY
They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).
THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME
When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.
Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers