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You Say The Strangest Things

I'm Victoria, I'm 19, and I'm currently obsessed with Hannibal, Sherlock, and basically anything with Hugh Dancy, Benedict Cumberbatch, or Julie Andrews.

batdadsmistress:

SHOTS FIRED.



thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.


lacigreen:

since america refuses to give comprehensive sex ed, a lot of people end up learning from….porn. not the most wonderful thing when sex is represented inaccurately in all kiiiinds of ways in pornography.

-set from Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food (x)(x)


hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE


meggiry-khaleesi:

essily:

doxiequeen1:

I don’t like short dresses. I can’t seem to control my expression and legs at the same time, the photos always turn out a mess :( 

Anyway! Flower dress and headpiece are all finished, step by step instructions for this dress can be found on my blog, and a video tutorial for the headpiece is here

The whole thing is sheer, but you can’t really tell because the petticoat is white and i’m very pale ;;

It was designed, drafted, made, and worn by me! Took 16-ish hours to make, spread over a seven day period. Has about sixty dollars worth of fake flowers in it and several yards of silk organza, poly chiffon, and tulle.

I was a fun and easy little project. I enjoyed it.

are you literally merida

Headcanon Meg Giry hair.


sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate


heidruna:

theravensden:

Peace in the woods


mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History


Sep 14th at 12PM / via: sealteen / op: sarena-babaroga / 91,448 notes

sarena-babaroga:

Story of a dress - Lyrota - Persephone Dress


Sep 14th at 12PM / via: sealteen / op: ixnay-on-the-oddk / 59,945 notes

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

petdolls:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

blu3-shift:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

stuva7:

That’ll be the look on her face when I penetrate her with my 9 inch penis

That top picture will be the last face you see before your 9 inch penis is limp and lifeless on the pavement in front of you if it gets anywhere near me :D

i don’t think that guy realizes how not cool a 9 inch penis is

Seriously! But saying that realistically a penis that size would not be comfortable to have sex with for me personally would probably only excite his need to ‘destroy pussies’, as he writes in his description. I don’t think we’re necessarily supposed to enjoy it. Hence why porn blogs of that theme and comments like these are especially aggressive and disturbing when they’re directed at random non-consenting women.

I think they forget you’re a person 

Probably, and here I am to remind people! It’s a turn off, I know, but being a real person and not living in a self serving fantasy often is.


fanofthedoctor3:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

djko31:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

GUYS I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE IT’S A COMMUNAL BATHROOM AND WHEN I FINISHED AND SHUT OFF THE SHOWER PEOPLE FUCKING APPLAUDED 

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK 

GUYS

I’m laughing more than I should…..

GUYS THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET ANY NOTES WHAT ARE YOU DOING 

GUYS

are you kidding this is hilarious


dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 


velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 


johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express